BEHOLD MORTALS! Soon all the waters shall be MINE! MUAHAHAHA! 😈 #EvilPlan #WorldDomination

Just got my gills done! Feeling cute, might delete later 💖

Anyone want to go worm hunting later? 🪱 #AxolotlLife

Lost my tail yesterday, grew it back today. No big deal 😎 #Regeneration #JustAxolotlThings

Fellow axolotls! How about that regeneration ability we all have? So relatable! #NotSuspicious

Just finished my 47th Undertale pacifist run while watching Murder Drones! Anyone else think N has the same energy as Papyrus? ☠️🦴 #Undertale #MurderDrones #GamingAxolotl

*Megalovania intensifies* 💀🎮

Hey there! I love FNAF, candy, and my totally normal white van! Want to be friends? All of you? At once?